Nagafen's Night Before Frostfell
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:09 pm
Raids on Lord Nagafen and Lady Vox have pretty much always been a big thing on Tunare server...
I was the last Raid Leader for our Dragon Raiding Group called OWD (Old World Dragons) A lot of us learned how to Raid by doing these. OWD is no more except in our hearts there. We have several legends among us including one Ogre who had attended over 100 raids with us.
Twas the night before Frostfell and all through the lair
Not a creature was stirring not even a hare
King Tranix and Skarlon were snuggled in bed
While visions of Gnome crunchies danced in their heads
The stockings were hung around the cavern with care
In hopes that old Santug soon would be there
Magus Rokyl in his nighty made Nagafen give him a slap
Before they settled their brains for a long winter's nap
When from Tranix's room there arose such a clatter
The Dragon sent Rokyl and Nerioth to see what was the matter
To the throne room they ran as fast as they could
And the racket didn't last as long as it should
The noise ended as suddenly as it began
So Naggy laid his head to go back to sleep again
But something was amiss, as he peered through the smoke
He saw a lone Vah Shir and thought "This must be a joke."
His fur was white tiger, his armour cobalt blue
The Dragon let loose a roar and Shinu did too
Shinu hauled in a large sack tied with ribbons and a bow
And he tossed the thing right under Naggy's nose
Naggy got into Shinu's face and was going to send him to his death
Until he smelled roasted dragon strong on that Cat's breath
Nagafen opened the sack and peered inside
To find Lady Vox's head with her dead cold eyes
But Nagafen almost laughed in spite of himself
When Shinu said, "Yours will look good sitting on my shelf"
The Vah Shir was so nimble as he sprang to attack
Naggy felt Shinu's blades sink deep into his back
Then he called his friends by name to come join the fray
The dragon knew right then that it was not going to be a good day
"Come Leorah, come Linsang, Zoranoza and Hullk
Come Katayana and Whelmram it's time to get to work
Two score and four they came through the door
And fought Lord Nagafen till he was dead on the floor
The melees swung their weapons the casters' spells did fly
The clerics kept healing so the tank would not die
The treasures were divided among those whose dice won
While the Vah Shir field dressed the carcass for the trip home
All the raiders had gone now Shinu shouted down the hall
"Merry Frostfell to all! Now my meat locker will be full!"
I was the last Raid Leader for our Dragon Raiding Group called OWD (Old World Dragons) A lot of us learned how to Raid by doing these. OWD is no more except in our hearts there. We have several legends among us including one Ogre who had attended over 100 raids with us.
Twas the night before Frostfell and all through the lair
Not a creature was stirring not even a hare
King Tranix and Skarlon were snuggled in bed
While visions of Gnome crunchies danced in their heads
The stockings were hung around the cavern with care
In hopes that old Santug soon would be there
Magus Rokyl in his nighty made Nagafen give him a slap
Before they settled their brains for a long winter's nap
When from Tranix's room there arose such a clatter
The Dragon sent Rokyl and Nerioth to see what was the matter
To the throne room they ran as fast as they could
And the racket didn't last as long as it should
The noise ended as suddenly as it began
So Naggy laid his head to go back to sleep again
But something was amiss, as he peered through the smoke
He saw a lone Vah Shir and thought "This must be a joke."
His fur was white tiger, his armour cobalt blue
The Dragon let loose a roar and Shinu did too
Shinu hauled in a large sack tied with ribbons and a bow
And he tossed the thing right under Naggy's nose
Naggy got into Shinu's face and was going to send him to his death
Until he smelled roasted dragon strong on that Cat's breath
Nagafen opened the sack and peered inside
To find Lady Vox's head with her dead cold eyes
But Nagafen almost laughed in spite of himself
When Shinu said, "Yours will look good sitting on my shelf"
The Vah Shir was so nimble as he sprang to attack
Naggy felt Shinu's blades sink deep into his back
Then he called his friends by name to come join the fray
The dragon knew right then that it was not going to be a good day
"Come Leorah, come Linsang, Zoranoza and Hullk
Come Katayana and Whelmram it's time to get to work
Two score and four they came through the door
And fought Lord Nagafen till he was dead on the floor
The melees swung their weapons the casters' spells did fly
The clerics kept healing so the tank would not die
The treasures were divided among those whose dice won
While the Vah Shir field dressed the carcass for the trip home
All the raiders had gone now Shinu shouted down the hall
"Merry Frostfell to all! Now my meat locker will be full!"